December 2009
Remember
Remember that one time I left work at 6pm and came back from 7-10? FML
Well, that is not interesting. →
Thank you Sean Hannity
For giving me a Lobster Gram gift certificate for calling in and telling you Paul is a US Marine. You are a Great American. Also, thank you for reminding me about it, as I placed my order just now and now Jackie has to eat conservative lobster.
Jackie and Jen
It was 70 today. Could be anywhere from 30-80 during New Years. Plan accordingly.
“The True Essence Of Celebration Is An Artform. With That In Mind Prepare...”
– From the registration of the NYE thing I’m going to. It’s the grandeur elegance that sold me. (via rhapsodyinj)
I like the “paparazzi ready” part
Dear Homeless Man Picking Up Cans For Change:
Thank you so much for saying Merry Christmas to me. It gave me the opportunity to say it back. I am sorry if I sounded a little too excited. It is just that I don’t get to say it too often as it apparently is “offensive”.
Love Ashley.
WatchNBD
The estimated population of the United States is 307,514,623 so each citizen’s share of this debt is $39,388.57.
“Ashley threw poker chips at me, she must be channeling the boy.”
– I did. I did do that.
I want a Vespa
Stop judging me.
For M.
Please forgive me…. I know not what I do…. please forgive me… I cant stop lovin you…..
Maybe
Maybe I just watched the whole season of Glee in two days. What of it?
“I want him to tie me up and do me with a knife to my throat. Is that weird?”
– Jen on Dexter. No. Not at all my dear.
“Human bonds always lead to messy complications. Commitment. Sharing. Driving...”
– Dexter I think I like this show a little too much. (via rhapsodyinj)
Hence my “I would like to have relations with Dexter, not Michael C. Hall” speech. PS: Dexter and Deb are married in real life. Weird.
Thank you.
“Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together.. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who’d been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. ‘No’, he responded. ‘Heading out?’ I asked. ‘No....
